THESIS
Years of experiments, writing, and explaining to your family that this is, in fact, a real job. Designs for the brave souls who chose this voluntarily.
Somehow
You don't know how it happened. The data was a mess. The experiments barely worked. Your supervisor had doubts. But somehow, here you are. Congratulations.
Blame the thesis
Late replies. Missed birthdays. Bad mood. It's not you, it's the thesis. Your friends will understand eventually. Or they won't. Either way, you'll be too busy rewriting the discussion again.
currently writing
No, I can't. No, I can't. No, I can't. No, I can't. No, I can't. No, I can't. No, I can't. No, I can't. No, I can't. No, I can't. No, I can't. No, I can't. No, I can't. No, I can't. No, I can't. Wait, maybe... No, I can't.
Step 1 Finish my thesis
The Nobel committee hasn't called yet. Meanwhile, rewriting the results once again.
Archivo final
Keep dreaming. V12 is closer. But for today, this is OK.